Wednesday, April 30, 2008

26th of april (saturday)

     Last Saturday, I went to Lorong Kulit for the first time!! As a Penang guy, going to Lorong Kulit is like going to toilet. But its different for me as my dad is very protective. Only once a blue moon we get to go to places full of people, eg: Queensbay, Gurney and etc. To me, going to Lorong Kulit is a new experience. It is said that Lorong Kulit is the heaven for antiques. U want to find any antiques in Penang? then go to Lorong Kulit. Besides that, its where u can find genuine immitation of Rolex and etc. When we bought something cheap, we would usually say, "Did you bought that from Lorong Kulit?" Because it is low in cost, it is also low in quality. My ultimate purpose going there is in hope of finding a cheap handphone for sale and affordable. As I would like to use a second handphone.

Below are some pictures of antiques:

As you can see in this pic, there are 3 hats, one of it is made of plastic which is common nowadays.
But the other 2 are made from bronze and its in a good condition.

vases and decoration items

antique cooking utensils

old plates collections

     Lorong Kulit is now a morning market, therefore, there are different stores everywhere. And there is bound to be many customers each day. There are stalls selling fruits, clothing, second hand items (no picture of that. hehehe...), handphones, fruits and daily items.

Some believe these phones are stolen, but then again there is no evidence

A whole collection of jeans of different patterns. You don't get to see such a store in a regular market nowadays. Cause they only sell woman clothing which has more demand.

Daily groceries you can find in a regular store

FRUITS STANDS!!! and here is a huge pile of durians!!! They even open partly to promote their durians better. In some places the open 
durians that are almost due and give potential customers a free taste.

again... its the ribenas. It's getting popular in Penang. But does anyone knows what its real name / scientific name is?

more durians...

I guess that's all about Lorong Kenari. And I bought a micro SD 1 GB memory card for only RM40!!! hahaha... and its working finely.

Puppies update

My mom is cleaning their mess and what did they do to help? more drooling?


playing with them for half an hour. I guess their tired

sadly, i cannot let all of them out together. Cause i have only 2 hands!!! how can i handle all six?

another sleepy puppy

a puppy is dragging the cloth all over the place.

Tug of war. me and puppies

Chewy cloth. yum yum

who turned off the lights?

Hyperjump to freedom

24 Things All Women Should Learn To Do Already

I came across this article today, and found it interesting. So I decided to share it to everyone.

1. Chop vegetables like Penelope Cruz in Volver.
Onions, peppers, garlic cloves and olive oil: are there truer friends in times of economic woe? (Besides Top Ramen duh.) Is there any other aspect of women's work so fundamental to the survival of the species? I dunno, I'm just making excuses, I just think it's sexy.

2. Choose a perfume.
Floral scents, what can I say: I hate them. Yes, toilet water is an overpriced luxury good, but considering all the cash we blow on overpriced luxury goods dedicated to appealing to one's sense of sight and touch, you'd think we wouldn't be so thoughtless when it comes to the ritual of coughing up a hundred bucks to have that whole other sense covered for the next half year. So go: I may never encourage you to spend money again; spend some quality time at Sephora and come out smelling like something more interesting than a boutique hotel.

3. Tell the truth.
I can't make it tonight. I have a date. I'm interested in your ex-boyfriend. When you cheated on your husband it really disturbed me. You should maybe look into taking responsibility for your actions. "I would like to put a hit out on your therapist." I know, it's not easy. But isn't that kind of sad?

4. Withhold information.
Gossip is analogous to bacteria; humankind could not survive without it, but it can be deleterious in an unhealthy context. Get into the habit of withholding a certain amount of pointless amusing information just to keep your immune system in shape.

5. Take nothing personally.
He didn't do it to hurt you, and if he did, that's weird. Humans are self-obsessed, that's the only reason you think this is about you, when it's really about something that has left people much smarter than us befuddled for millennia now, so you might as well focus on what you can control, which leads me to...

6. Take yourself personally.
Your persistent low self-esteem: how did it get that way? Were you awkward growing up? Not quick or witty enough? Just ugly? Once you gained a shred of confidence, did you blow your wad seeking out companions you knew would make you feel inadequate? Why? Think you're a narcissist? Or just a weak person? Guess what? We're all different. We're all completely individual assemblages of genetic traits and collected experiences. We're all special, which is precisely what makes us so un-special. If you harbor lingering dissatisfaction with yourself, figuring out what it is is a pretty good way to start coming to terms with that.

7. Apply makeup without a mirror.
You do this every day, right? Have a little faith in your abilities. Be that girl who is capable of leaving the house on three minutes' notice.

8. Assemble furniture.
Ikea would not sell $20 billion worth of furniture every year if putting it together was really that hard. Sure it's tough, but remember your ancestors got their water from wells.

9. Get off.
It has never been easier. There are vibrators at CVS. Porn is an ill-advised Google Image Search away. And really, we all need sex. If you masturbate enough, you'll only seek out casual sex for self-affirmation. And knowing you are doing that will make it a lot easier to handle rejection!

10. Get hit on politely.
Go ahead and smile, make eye contact; he's probably not trying to rape you. The sexual charge will defuse over time and in the interim you can maybe make a friend. Dudes bear an unfair percentage of the responsibility for flirting in this society, just as we bear an unfair percentage of the responsibility for looking pretty. Let's be sympathetic to one another, how about?

11. Cry.
There's an unlimited number of reasons you should. To do anything about any of that you have to stop crying eventually. You'll know when.

12. On second thought, laugh!
God, don't we feel lame after all that crying? So lame we actually laughed at that Dane Cook bit on the lameness of crying. Anything will make you laugh when you've finally gotten sick of crying, but hey, that's cool, dudes love it when you laugh at your jokes and that heady mix of "no pride" and "no standards" is the essence of funny jokes and good drunken one-night stands. Try to laugh as much as possible.

13. Know when you truly cannot do something.
And I am not talking about lifting heavy objects or figuring out how to use Excel. I'm talking about making as much money as your sorority friends, or having a child by 35, or marrying your boyfriend, or being anything better than mediocre at something you think is important.

14. Taxes.
I know, I know; I don't do them either. But someday we should all learn for ourselves how to abuse the loopholes in the tax code, right? It's our patriotic duty.

15. Talk about astrology.
Geminis and Libras get along; Virgos are neurotic; stay away from Scorpio men. It's what passes for Universal Truths these days, and you know what? It's not starting any wars. Maybe because astrology understands that people are fundamentally different, and in order to coexist with them peacefully you've got to not only try to apply the Golden Rule but try to figure out what motivates them, and how they would like to be treated.

16. Know why talking about astrology is a waste of time.

17. Eat.
Praying and loving are good skills to have, too, but if you can't nourish yourself without experiencing a complex range of guilts and fears and anxieties, you need help.

18. Be alone.
If you're bored, you may be on some level boring. Of course, we all are. Why do you want to hang out with your boring friends anyway? There are a lot of unboring people who have dedicated their lives to making books and movies and videogames to keep you happy.

19. Break up with someone before you cheat on them.
Tell someone you're mad before you find yourself getting passive-aggressive.
This was the suggestion of my roommate. Ha.

20. Better yet, ignore the anger.
It will find more useful targets.

21. Repress.
It's not denial if you are aware you're doing it!

22. Invest in the stock market.
The ready access to money represented in the constant trading of the global stock markets is the foundation of our economy. So it's not, you know, like football. Much evidence of late points to the idea that women's relative lack of testosterone give us an advantage, especially in markets as jittery as these, when it comes to making money there. And who among us couldn't think of better things to do with a little chunk of Goldman's $21 billion bonus pool?

23. Have a sincere intellectual conversation with a fellow female.
Talk about post-structuralism, not in the context of The Hills. Talk about the war with someone you aren't trying to ****. It's kind of thrilling what happens when two people who are biologically predisposed to listen to one another exchange ideas.

24. Call your mom.
And if you don't have one, or if you're estranged from her; if it's complicated or she's in a mental institution or dead in a car accident, please feel free to call me and remind me what a jerk I am to have the most awesome mom in the universe that I never remember to call.

credits to: Moe

The text is not originally copied and paste, because there is many vulgar words I have to filter it. And these are some advised for girls living in the 21st century.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

26 Things that a Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Know how to make her smile when your girl is down .

2. Try to secretly smell her hair , but she always notice.

3. Stick up for her, but still respects her independence .

4. Give her the remote control during the game .

5. Come up behind her and put your arms around her .

6. Play with her hair.

7. Your hands always find hers.

8. Be cute when you really wants something.

9. Offer her plenty of massages .

10. Dance with her, even if you feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of love .

12. Be funny , but know when to be serious .

13. Realize you are being funny when you needs to be serious .

14. Be patient when she take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when she hit you and it actually hurts .

16. Smile a lot .

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things you wouldn't normally like to do, just because you knows it means a lot to her.

18. Appreciate her.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see her for 1 .

21. Always gives her a peck on the cheek when she depart from each others company, even when your friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if you Can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor .

24. Stare at her.

25. Call for no reason .

26.. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because you loves her that much to quit it.

Now that you know the qualities of being a perfect guy. Change yourselve for her!!! (if you think its worthy of course...)

What to say to your love once in such conditions (english/chinese)

Pls read… and think carefully


1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.


3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.


4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.


7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.


8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when

we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.


11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting

and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.



緊記: 所有事也是因果循環的。

True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?

真正朋友: 有幾多人有八位真正的朋友?

Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!

我幾乎不認識這些人! 但在我們當中有些人全有對和好的朋友!!!

 It may be true to some people, but it may be not to some people. So theres no harm to remember these short meaningful sentences to say to your loved once whe the times come

thanks to shirlyn hee for forwarding me this email

Thursday, April 24, 2008

     Today was a abnormal thursday, as i have finished additional math and modern math homework, i'm not sleepy early in the morning and i'm reading my sejarah revision book wherever i go. and i MEANT WHEREEVER I GO!!! I guess there are logical explanation behind these rare situations. I finished the hw cause its little and i had the mood, not sleepy because i was fooling around pumping early in the morning and the SJ book was because there is a class test today and i totally forgotten about it until last night, but i didnt manage to finish reading it. So i'm desperate. From this you can conclude that, I work under pressure. with pressure the things i do have quality and without pressure i'm lazy. looks like my soulmate have to be a bossy one. XD

     During recess, walk around then saw Adam in front of his class. He was holding a paper for the science fair state level in USM. He was offered to join but 
he was interested but not free at the moment. Then I saw Miss Lim in the staffroom, she ask for an update about the national level science exhibition and offered me to this state level competition. I was like smiling secretly. 1 competition in RECSAM and my project is wanted in all this competitions. I was like wow... I want to join but sadly this year is the SPM year. haiz... I was planning to pass it khye shen, but looks like miss lim was insisting in sending her selected candidates. Those certs means nothing to me as i already possess a international level cert which holds a higher mark than any of those offered, but the fun is the experience and the people you'll meet there. And yesterday i checked with MINDS, non of the 2 groups send was chosen for the competition in KL. haiz... I was partially sad but was partially happy. cause our design is totally impossible to build. Glad thats over...

     Our physic teacher, Pn. Hong is taking a few students to enter the MSSPP chess competition for 2 weeks. And this week was the last week. At first, we were happy, but now I felt different (dunno how about the others) we were already behing syllabus when we are having the usual class and now this. WHY? why is our class the only one affected? damn u principal!!! give us such a lousy timetable. Chemistry behind syllabus, Add math behind syllabus, Modern math behind syllabus, physics behind syllabus and even sejarah is behind syllabus!!! how are we gonna have time to to the last minute revisions? haiz... nevermind that. what done is done. Unless you can time travel! 'but time travelling is impossible as stated in wikipedia' (quoted by wilson) so we will just have to face the facts.

     As I was saying, we were behind syllabus, and we had 2 unfinished pekas. so even with her absents, she ask us to go to the lab and do the experiment. BY OURSELVES!!! NO HELP!!! well maybe help from the lab assistant. But we didnt summon her anyway. While we are in the lab, only 2 groups were doing the experiment. my group and tze chuen's group. Usually we have only 5members in a group, but today some people are lazy, so they just gather round and watch and copy the data, this is not the worst!!! some were talking a way, about girls, playing and etc... (wasn't paying attention to them)

     after we finished the experiments, we were going back to class, I saw a few guys standing in the corridor. staring at something. THen yong ling was holding his
pencil box up high. (abnormal) suspected was a hp, and a prefect was walking to his direction. wow... luckily i call for him and he saw the prefect, just in time to keep it. while we were heading back to class we saw some flying insects flying out of the bushes. So, later i found out what was yong ling looking 
at. It was a group of insect ('water ants' in hokkien) flying out of the bush. It is an old ant that grew wings, its suppose to be yucky as a group of tiny little
crawlies touching you. But today is an exception, the insects flew as if they were pigeons released from a cage, looking them for hundreds of years. The insects flew as if their lifes are depending on it and they have just obtained freedom. For the first time I saw the beautiful side of the insects. (did that came out right? XD)

     Too bad i didnt bring my hp to school today also. XD but that wont happen tomorrow!!!

Its late now. got to sleep d hahaha...
JAJT was here at 11.58pm
     Yesterday during our boring add math class conducted by lagger, everyone was sleepy as we give her face not to sleep. Then we heard the PA system was on, but there are no sudden reports (which is usually use for). So, we ignored it and continue listening to the lagger lag. Then we heard some background sounds. people talking, shouting some even whispering. We assumed it was the voices of students/teachers from the field, testing the PA system for next friday's sports day.

      Out of a sudden, we began to hear an unfamiliar sound. It was a siren!! A fire alarm siren!!! we used to use the old fashion bell which rings so loud that some day we might even break it into pieces. I remember the last fire drill last year, the bell was like a few steps away from our class. So whenever its time to chang periods, we would not talk for a moment. As our afford are wasted when we try to cover the sound of the bell. This year, I heard that they use a manual siren. Which requires the user to turn the thingy provided to produce the noise.

     When we heard it, we were like expecting it. Because just not long ago we had the new fire escape plan pasted on our class notice boards. Some of us screamed with joy, some screamed for their life (for fun) and some did noting at all. But no one was dissappointed. During a drill, normally people would have to line up properly before going to the field.
But in our case, we don't. We were screaming someone was Burn!!! I am burn!!! Fire!!! save me!!! as for me. i'm busy reading my 'learn sea' AKA hsueh hai (which i do not have the time t read it after the teacher distributed) and unconciously i was holding a tape. Dunno what for... hmm... Well, we walk down slowly to the field as its only a drill and our class is rather close to the field. When we reached the field, other classes was already there and everyone from my class scattered. I can't even find my class. The funny thing is I even saw a guy bringing his back down the field. I guess he did that on purpose. Many other students are like me (not wasting time) holding a hsueh hai paper in their hands.We are casually talking to our friends from the same class and from different classes. 

     See? we are so efficient, not wasting a single second also. Sadly, I did not bring my hp to school yesterday. if not i could have took a picture of the chaos scene. and the prefects are like statues. They didnt even try to stop us from talking or try to organize us. They just stood at theor position and watch. We took about 3 min to walk to the field, 3 min listen to the babbling, 5 min to walk back to class and 10 minutes in the intervals. So, we wasted our precious time doing the fire drill while our add math arre already teaching at a very slow rate. Don't mistaken me! We did not like the teacher, but the lagger is our only source of math knowledge.

And i guess that covers it.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Is your Antivirus software efficient?

Efficiency of Antivirus software test code: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Copy the upper code into Notepad, then save it as a text file. After that, wait for the response from your Antivirus software...


Excellent:- Detect the virus immediately after copying the code
Good - Detect the virus immediately after saving the text file.
Satisfied - Detect the virus after saving the text file for a while.
Low - Detect the virus after scanning the text file.
Bad - Unable to detect the virus even after scanning the text file.

credits to Oo Teong Siang

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Yesterday (19th of April)
Woke at 8am. went to school for Philatelic Club avtivity. But when I reached there, they said its
the Quiz activity they had to 'help' members get their Pencapaian marks. So i took off to Robotic Club's activity. Which is certainly way more fun than having an unwanted test.

What is everybody staring at? never seen a seior take pictures for his blog?

Busy busy busy...

Wow... Pei Iu the president is teaching them the parts!!! And light is emiting from HIM!!! XD

He ain't fair!!! He is helping them build the race car. Which is for competition by 12pm.

Kah Teik studying a F5 sejarah text book. Ain't he mad? he is only in F3!!!

Sporting guy (Kah Teik)... XD

Lonely... Mr Wei Chun is Lonely... He has nobody... All but himself!!!! (its from a song Lonely by Akon)

Does this reminds you of prison break? xD except that its him breaking in then breaking out. But its for a good cause.

Only remove 4 glasses and he's in and out! amazing...

When i was heading home. I heard many people shouted. So i looked out the window. ANd what do u know? Its a bottle rocket reaching 4 story high with parachute!!! Me and Wai Kay tried to set that record. haiz... looks like we are getting old. And the glory is taken by our juniors. Congrates. And when I took out my hp. It was already leaving the school ground. The rocket stopped at midair, floating slowly drifting. MAN!!! the hang time is about 30+ seconds. and the highest achieved by us is 18 seconds!!!

Went back to school that evening. Guess what?

It is still crowded with students!!! and looks like the scout camp became a monkey camp. XD

And guess what is in this picture?

Still Can get it? Here's a better view

It's a basketball competition!!! Its the girls team though...

and here is my mom talking to a team made up of my mom's student. Which are pro in basketball!! no kidding And such a coincidence my mom is also wearing red.

And here is the reason I went back to school during evening. To fetch my bro and friends after having a foot drill competition in Chung Ling Butterworth.

Isn't that cute? I'm too close. hahaha... I always fancy this type of signs. I saw once a sign says "dog on board" hahaha... I guess the owner brings the dog go wherever HE goes.

Here are some pictures of my puppie eating from a dish. 

Guess thats all for yesterday

JAJT is here at 12.06am

tagged... sob... hz made me to answer these questions... xD

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Answer: No way...

2. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Answer: Singapore!!! XD

3. Do you think all girls like roses?
Answer: not all

4. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
Answer: time

5. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Answer: First get a new and updated Personal Computer then I would buy some proper kennel for my dogs

6. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Answer: Yes, but not immediately. You have to wait for the right moment to touch this sensitive issues

7. Movies that I enjoy most?
Answer: Three Kingdom. Andy Lau is the perfect man to act 长三赵子龙

8. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Answer: Not to pretty but yet not too ugly. (just kidding) must have a kind heart and 笑口常开 but not gila wan lar.
9. What annoy you the most?
Answer: No money and friends are using/betray me for their own benefits

10. Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or kiss?
Answer: Anything is fine. (evil laugh)

11. Will you choose a girl who is good looking but not that smart or a girl who is not that good looking but quite smart?
Answer: first one. easy to bluff. xD

12. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Answer: HEALTH!!! can do anything when you are sick

13. Will you join politics?
Answer: Nope

14. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Answer: No, the merchandise they offer are never suitable for me. I would like customized items

15. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
Answer: Being kuai lan/annoying. But is quite difficult, cause since primary i'm like that

16. What's on ur mind right now?
Answer: finish answering this questions hz made me answer... (just kidding)

17. What's the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
Answer: A friend of mine fell down from the school roof

18. What is the nicest moment that ever happened in ur life?
Answer: When I'm using a high internet connection computer

19. What makes you feel disappointed?
Answer: Not allowed to hang out with my friends when i'm invited

20. What will you do today if tomorrow Earth is gonna be destroyed?
Answer: make sure I confess with my other half

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Malaysia Fruits

The other day, I went to the Air Itam market with my mom. I saw some fruits hanging in the stall. Fruits that we don't see everyday, fruits that are only available during seasons. And here it is:

DURIAN!!! yeah, I love durian. Some may say that they are smelly, spoilt, yucky and and most of all, we can smell it far away. But it is sweet and not everybody enjoys it. Many public transports, hotel, public places doesn't allow customers to bring in durian for their strong smell.

And here is an interested customer checking out the durians before purchasing one.

And then I spotted this red pointy thing.

It is actually a local type of berry. When you boiled it in water. It tastes just like Ribena!

Here is a picture up close.

Here are the plants I've grown from seeds.

If you want one, tell me. and get it from me. I don't make deliveries. xD

By far, this is the plant that have grown the most, maybe its because i've buried a dead bird underneath it?

I love gardening. i'm only interested in plant fruits, but my mom loves to plant plants with leaves. LOTS AND LOTS OF LEAVES...

Here is a picture of my Grape plant!! 

This is a local species that survives the hot weather. Despise that, The fruit it bears are 
sour instead of tasting sweet. It seeds are larger than the imported ones and its green in colour. A father's friend gave us this plant at first, because he just trimmed his grape plants and gave us the vines. Then It was not properly taken care of. It started dying. But it doesn't die completely. It always survive with a leave or 2. It is very tough in nature. Even without water it can still survive for months. When I started to have interest in plants. I took care of it and from the 2 leaves, it became 76 leaves. But to bear fruits, It must be bigger to do so. Wish that day would come soon. hahaha...